I can't believe that its the second day of September already!

It's a bit of an end of an era right now. You see this is the LAST day of this particular blog. I've decided to close it down.. well not close it but move it!

My web team have been workign very hard on creating a brand new-look blog and its just about finished.

So from now on all of my blog posts will be posted to: http://www.RobertTempleBlog.com. It's so special, it's got it's own URL!!!

Many thanks for following me over the past days and weeks and months but from now on, shift your attention to http://www.RobertTempleBlog.com!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

It's true ya know!

I can't believe that I'm now just 10 days away from the END of this amazing summer season performing in Greece.

That's right, on 11th September, I'll be flying back to the UK (a great day to fly, huh? Although I can't assume that fundamentalist terrorists are going to be too fussed about a Kos to Newcastle flight somehow!)

Doesn't feel like I've been here for 4 and a half months!

I get back onto UK soil fairly early on the morning of the 11th so I can spend a whole week at home before I'm jetting back off Egypt for a week. I'll once again be performing a couple of shows for The Ministry Of Sound/Hed Kandi Red Sea guys and gals. We had a great time when we were out there over Christmas so I'm really excited this time round.

Flying back from Egypt on 25th September I have to then make the drive straight down to Wales as I'm performing for the University Of Newport Fresher's Week, should be great fun. I love fresher's weeks which is cool - as I'm then also doing Sunderland freshers too! Can't wait...

I have a very special gift for you in tomorrows blog post so make sure you check back around lunchtime for that!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

I had a great show last night at Origin bar in Kardamena.. the resort seems a little quieter than the last couple of weeks but I guess everywhere has to have its "ups" and "downs". After "work" I went down to the other end of town to see my friends George & Kerry in their "Castle Bar" for a couple of drinks and then moved on to one of our local nightclubs, Status, which was holding a U.V. party.

As usual, it was awesome! UV lights everywhere (my hair shines bright) and glow bubbles which explode into bright white body paint when they hit you. All of that with the best chart music. It made for an amazing night.

So I got home at about 4.30 and then watched Resident Evil 3 the film, before falling asleep.

So, even though it is 18.36 here, I've only been up for about an hour (oops!). A nice lazy day by all accounts. Very shortly I'll be setting off for Kefalos, about a 20 minute drive away for my show at Sydney Bar, Hotel & Grill. It's a beautiful little drive down, especially the last 10 minutes as you drop down into Kefalos and look out over the sea. It's an awesome view.

You may notice a slight discrepancy in this blog post. I said at the top about working at Origin Bar in Kardamena, whereas I was supposed to be doing three nights a week at Paradiso bar. I only work one bar in each resort on the Island, otherwise I'd be competing with myself and it wouldn't work out. Anyway, I was doing well with Paradiso until one night they ripped me off and only paid me part of my fee for a show, leaving me 200 euros short!

So I quickly decided to leave them. Contracts appear not to be worth the paper they're written on out here! Fortunately I had already had a few other offers so I'm currently performing at Origin 24 Hotel & Bar instead.

I'll report back tomorrow with some slightly less lazy updates!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

I'm back, did ya miss me!?

Indeed I have abandoned you these past weeks and months. My blog has been broken and un-updatable!

Ive got so much to say and so little time to say it! In about 20 minutes I have to log-off and go for a technical run-through of tonight's show.

I guess time flies and I can't believe that it has been 2 months and 3 days since I've been able to post a little block of my thoughts onto this zone of cyberspace.

On May 14th I flew back out to the beautiful Greek Island of Kos where I spend my summer months performing several shows a week for british tourists.

It's gorgeous as ever out here with the weather beaming down. (Oh God, this blog post is turning into standard postcard drivel so lets change it).

I'm currently sitting by the poolside of the amazing "Narnia-like" Nissia Kamares Hotel, Kardamena where I perform 1 show a week for the hotel residents. I'm enjoying the chillout atmosphere, just before I have to go and perform my show in another nearby bar in about.... 8 minutes!!

In a few days I'm off to Rhodes for a day or two to visit my friend (and fellow hypnotist) Simon Warner. Whilst I'm there I'll be treating myself to a new video camera to film my Kos shows and also so that I can give you guys some fun video blog posts out about in these resorts that I work in.

So, I'm off to perform my show now but I''ll post back tomorrow and I'll tell you a little story - all about the family who stole 200 euros from me!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

Och Aye The F*ckin Noo!

Good afternoon.. hope you're well. Thanks for stopping by the blog of your favourite comedy hypnotist (I hope!)

I'm currently testing the limits of technology as I'm writing this blog on a mobile internet connection in the car. (I'm not driving at the same time so don't worry!!)

I'm currently travelling down the M6 through Scotland on my way back from last night's gig. I was performing my show for Auchterarder Football Club in Auchterarder (Near Perth!!). I hadn't heard of the place either!

Was a lovely bunch of volunteers and when they get round to it I'll get my web team to put the photos from the show into my photo gallery!

My shop will also be going live in a couple of days too so keep your eyes well and truly peeled for that!

That's all for now as my stomach is feeling a little dodgy from the journey. I'm off to visit my parents when I get back for a nice big sunday roast! Can't beat it!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

Hi everyone!

I was just sat browsing the Internet (I'm giving myself a day off) and I realised that I haven't posted to my blog in a while.

So there's nothing mega-interesting to tell you about here. Just that there has been a few interesting tweaks to my homepage.

We've added a mailing list to my website which you can sign up to and keep up to date with my gigs, competitions and special offers.

Oh, one other important thing. It's mega-important that you DO NOT, under any circumstances, click this link:
http://tinyurl.com/csrudt

I wish I could tell you why but I can't. Just don't click it!!

I promise I'll keep my blog more up-to-date from now on!

Speak soon!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

Wow I'm tired! It's just after midnight on Friday-Night/Saturday-Morning. I had another early morning yesterday. Again, for no good reason - just felt like getting up early! Who am I and what have I done with the real Robert Temple?!

Now, I mentioned on Thursday that I was going to be giving stuff away. I was planning to give away copies of my DVD as prizes, but because I'm in a particularly good mood this morning I've decided to give away over $48,000 of free stuff :-)

Yes that's right, I'm giving away up to $48,000 worth of my brand new product to my blogreaders, friends and fans!

In fact, I would go as far as to say that if you own or run a business (either online or offline) then this will be one of the most valuable assets you lay your hands on this year.

It's a product that I'll be selling for $97 as of May 31st 2009 BUT I'm giving away the first 500 copies for absolutely nothing! It combines my life as a hypnotist and a therapist with the entrepreneur side of me.

Imagine if you could have your mind re-programmed to achieve your ultimate business goals. How much of an impact would it have on your business profitability if you had all negativity, bad habits a "issues" removed from you mind? That's what this system will do!

Plus if you order it now, it's FREE! Watch my video so I can tell you all about it at: www.ComedyHypnosis.co.uk/Mind

Tonight (Saturday) I'm performing my comedy hypnosis show for a 40th birthday party in Newcastle so that should be fun! I'll try and get some photos for you too!

Cheers!
RT - The World's Fastest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Hypnotist

Good afternoon. I got up bright and early today. This makes a real change for me. Don't know what it was, I just felt the need to get up at Stupid O'Clock!

I awoke about 6.45, had a bath and got ready, applied hair products to my ridiculous quiff and raced into my home-office. After some toast and a cuppa-tea I'm feeling well braced for the day ahead!

So, yesterdays blog post got some "interest". Surprisingly, I haven't had a single bad comment. Instead my inbox was packed with e-mails of support and good wishes. So thanks to all the fans and do-gooder's of the world who are on my side!

I'm slowly starting to make changes around my website. You'll see them being implemented if you watch closely over the next few days. I'm angling my shows and my on-stage character towards the dark side. I'm focussing on my x-rated, adults only shows and the cheeky chappy shows - no family audiences for me. I just had such a great time on Thursday and I want to focus all of my energies right there!

Today, I have a lighter blog post for you, just to take the edge off the "steamy romp" that was yesterdays "rant". Here's a bit of video fun!

A few weeks ago I gave you a fun video clip which demonstrated just how suggestible you really are. With this in mind, I want to follow up with 2 more great examples of just how easily I can control your mind and your behaviour. Here goes:

 

Did I catch you out? If you managed to beat it, well done. It means you've either seen these tests before, or I'd have to work harder to get you hypnotised!

Well that's all I have time for today. I have to do some paper work and pop to a venue in Sunderland (my hometown) to discuss an upcoming show. The Theatre Restaurant, a fantastic entertainment venue, have hired me to do a show on May 6th 2009. Tickets are £14.95 and include a great buffet and my full 2-hour show! Tickets are strictly limited so call 0191 567 0611 and book today.

After that visit I need to pop into town and fix up the Hypnotism License for the show. Despite the rumours that some tw*ts would like to spread (see yesterday's blog), I like to keep everything prim and proper.

Speak to you all tomorrow! Mwah!
RT - The World's Most Offensive & Outrageous Hypnotist

P.S. Wanna win a prize? Tch, course ya do! Silly question really. Check back tomorrow for the chance to win something very cool!

P.P.S. Don't forget, to be in with a chance of being one of the only 300 people to get my DVD at pre-order price, visit: www.BestNightEver.net, right now!

Well it's official.. WE WON THE BATTLE!!

Haha, you may be wondering what the hell I'm going on about and what might have caused such a strong title for this blog post, but now I feel it's time to tell this closely guarded story.

I've kept this close to my chest for the last few months but, as an apology to everyone who I might have snapped at or argued with, I've decided to reveal the cause of my stress recently.

I've spent the last 2 months fighting a war against some very influential people who... lets just say... don't like me very much!

As a result, at the end of this blog post, I'd like to write a short, brief letter to the one person who was, in effect, the catalyst for my annoyances and tried to bring an end to my career. Before I do, however, here is the background story.

About 3 months ago, I announced to the general public that I intended to perform my outrageous xxx-rated hypnotic show, live in Manchester for a DVD filming. The date was picked as April 9th (last Thursday) and I applied for the necessary "Peformance Of Hypnotism License" from Manchester City Council.

The license was granted and the show was ready to roll. We quickly sold out most of the tickets and everything was looking great.

BUT, next thing you know, I recieve a phone call from the Council Licensing Department telling me that my application was rendered invalid because I hadn't told them that it was an adult content show.

They had received a complaint, from another hypnotist. It told several lies about me and my show...however she was less fussed about the complaint and more bothered about the revelation regarding the adult side of the show.

But, I'll be honest. It somewhat pissed me off that a so-called "professional", long-standing hypnotist decided to become a childish, small-witted hypocrit (or should that be HYPNOcrit, sorry about the pun) and report me for doing nothing wrong. Sometimes I'm ashamed that I come from the same planet as an unethical creep that would do something like this.

So, the council were all ready to try and revoke my license, until I told them that the form doesn't ask for the content of the show and politely explained how I had indeed answered every question on the form with complete honesty.

"You can bull your way around this any way that you wish, but I will be speaking to our solicitors tomorrow morning to find out how we can go about revoking the license" was the reply.

Great! I'd tried to remain polite but she wasn't having any of it. "Ok" I replied, "You do that and I'll speak to my showbiz lawyers and they'll advise you strongly against it".

Sure enough, my lawyers got in touch and explained our situation, although she still seemed to be adamant about stopping the show. She played the cards very close to her chest for the next few days and wouldn't really let on whether she planned to revoke the license or not.

It was only really 2 days before the show that we were fairly sure that she would let the show go ahead, but she said that she or her colleagues would be present in the audience as she strongly believed that we would breach the license conditions AND then she would be able to pounce and take sturdy legal action against me.

Anyway, the day of the show arrived and about 10 minutes before the show, two members of the council licensing team arrived (but no sign of her). They were extremely polite and pointed out her concerns before being shown to their seat.

I have been informed by the venue that they were very happy as they left. My show, despite being of an adult nature and x-rated DID NOT breach any of their licensing conditions. As we told her several times before she decided to be difficult.

So whichever small-minded hypnotist caused all of the problems, if you're reading this, (which you probably are if you are paranoid, jealous and envious enough to try and mess up my career)... let me tell you a few things:

Firstly, you should learn about grammar, your complaint was riddled with mistakes.

Secondly, you should get your facts right - you told 5 lies about me in your complaint.

Thirdly, in the first sentence of the complaint you referred to the show as taking place in "your city" which implies you don't even live in Manchester - that alone removed the entire legal validity of your complaint.

Fourthly, the source advert that you attached to your complaint was taken from an online forum for hypnotists - thus proving you were a hypnotist and not, as you stated, a "concerned member of the public".

Fifthly, if you know anything about the legal side of our industry, you should know that once granted the council would have been unable to revoke the license without hitting major legal snags.

So, I have no idea who you are but you should really grow some proverbial testicles and get on with earning a living instead of trying to destroy the people you see as competition.

Oh and finally, the show sold out, the audience loved it AND, more importantly - the DVD for "The Show They Tried To Ban" is now out on pre-order at: www.BestNightEver.net. Perhaps you'd like to order a copy and see how catastrophically you have failed to try and stop me.

I'll be appearing back at the Birdcage later this year too, watch this space for details!

-End Of Rant-

I thought my blog would be the perfect place to post the true secrets of such a fairystory in the hope that it won't happen again. I don't mind putting up a fight but, I can't be arsed!

I have to say, however, that I thoroughly LOVED doing the show and I've found my new niche. As a result, I've decided to remove the "Family Show" option. I'm opting to stick to the "adult" side of the pond, and I'm rebranding to become: "The World's Most Outrageous Hypnotist...". That should piss some people off even more as I push my xxx-rated hypnosis shows forward even further!

I'd like to thank everyone who came to the show on Thursday for their e-mails of support and remember, if you'd like to see just what all of the fuss was about, check out the live DVD at: www.BestNightEver.net. You can save a fiver by ordering now.

Speak soon,
RT - The World's Most Offensive & Outrageous Hypnotist

P.S. Tomorrow comes a dead exciting video blog post, which will show you just how easy it is for me to influence your mind!

WOW! What a whirlwind weekend I had last week!

I'm down in Manchester at the moment and I've been helping out at a hypnotic training seminar, run by my friend.

Whilst there I was talking with one of the delegates about insurance. Stage hypnosis insurance can be hard and expensive to acquire. As a result, some working stage hypnotists in the UK are working un-insured.

They rely on a limited insurance policy, set up by an actor's union, which does not actually cover stage hypnotists or volunteers in trance!

Why would you take the risk. Don't forget that any potential comeback could fall onto you as the client, should you employ a stage hypnotist without full insurance.

My insurance is among the most comprehensive stage hypnosis cover in the country. So make sure that BEFORE you book any hypnotist, you check out their credentials and their insurance! For more important things to think about before you book a comedy hypnotist, check out this warning.

Things are very exciting at the moment and I'm putting the finishing touches onto my xxx-rated, adults-only comedy hypnosis show ready for my DVD filming tomorrow night!

The show that Manchester City Council tried to ban, it's created a true storm and it's all very exciting!

I'll report back on Friday after the show!

Best wishes,
RT

Well in order to recover myself from the embarrassment that I described yesterday, here is a fun video experiment which should prove just how suggestible you are.

As I explained yesterday, the more suggestible and imaginative you are, the better hypnotic subject you will be for me, on-stage!

Best wishes,
RT

Morning everyone!

Yesterday I was talking to a hypnotist-in-training and we were discussing the power of suggestion in our every day lives.

Suggestion is the power behind hypnosis and, in the words of Las Vegas hypnotist, Justin Tranz: "Everyone is suggestible, because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn!"

Justin is bang on the mark! Everyone reading this blog right now is suggestible and people all over the world are using that power to their advantage.

Hypnotists, including myself, rely on suggestibility to hypnotise audience members. Advertisers use certain techniques to heighten this state of suggestibility before selling their ideas and products. It allows you to identify with the things you see on the TV and makes you want them! Sneaky, huh?

Some people believe that only thick people are suggestible, some people claim that only intelligent people are suggestible. I hate to break it to you... BUT everyone can be equally suggestible. Some people are more so than others, but there aren't really any huge trends. That's why I do a "suggestibility test" in the beginning of my show - to suss out who I can work with best.

SO - here's a completely true, fun but embarrassing story about a pair of pants which will tell you just how suggestible some people are!

Picture the scene.. I was about 9 years old. It was a cold winter morning in the North East of England. I was getting ready for school and I pulled some underwear out of the drawer and popped them on.

I rapidly realised that they must be a brand new, just-bought pair of pants because they were rigid, ridiculous and uncomfortable. It was like wearing cardboard pants!

I still remember it like it was yesterday. (Incidently, if anyone here is currently feeling a little uncomfort in their current underwear as they read this, that means you are VERY suggestible! I know at least 5% of you will be feeling it!)

So, I yelled downstairs for my step-mum, Sylvia, who came running up, thinking I must have broken something. She confirmed my assumption that this particular pair of undercrackers was brand new and would simply need washing to release the excess starch and stuff.

She also offered me to get a newly-washed pair from downstairs. I agreed. She took the pants and ventured off. A few minutes later she returned with a "washed" but otherwise identical pair.

I put them on and they felt great. "Perfect fit, these are so much better" I exclaimed and Sylvia smiled and left.

I since found out, to my total embarrassment that the "second" pair of pants that she came back with were in fact the same pair that I put on the first time and felt like cardboard.

Her simple piece of deceipt was enough to convince my sub-conscious mind that these were an entirely different and comfortable pair of underpants. I was so suggestible that genuine discomfort was wiped away with this simple suggestion.

Perhaps this was my first real introduction to a hypnotic type state?

Would you like to know just how suggestible you are? Then, you HAVE to check back at the blog tomorrow. I'll be posting a video with a little interactive experiment so that you can find out!!

Take care,
RT

Hello!

Hope you are well faithful blog readers and enjoying what you read so far.

I've made myself a promise to update this blog every 2-3 days and fill it with interesting thoughts and ideas. Finally I have my old hair back too! That's right, my girlfriend and hairdresser, Jo always told me I couldn't continue bleaching my hair because it would fall out (it was in a really bad condition!)

At long last she let me do it! And I'm dead chuffed with the result! The flame haired hypnotist is back!!!!

 

I'll write back tomorrow!
Kind Regards,
RT

Well I had a cracking weekend last weekend down in Jersey doing shows but on Sunday evening I had to leave the picturesque island and fly back to the UK.

I've been booked back to do two shows there in October though, hoorah!

I had a few days off to enjoy myself and then it's back to the grind. Last night I was performing a family show as a fundraiser in a little village between my house and the boreder of Scotland. Had a great night.

Today I had a nice long lie in and tidies up the office.

This evening I'm the surprise entertainment for a Round Table event. There are about 170 people attending and only 10 of them are in the know that they will have a hypnotist in their presence!

They lovely people have even invited me to join them for a big black tie dinner before the show itself! So I'm looking forward to that.

Hopefully we'll get lots of photos of the show that I can share with you all in the next few days too!

Kind Regards,
RT

Greetings from the Island of Jersey!

Thats right, this morning I jumped on a flight down to Jersey in the channel islands, where I'm performing two shows (tonight and tomorrow).

It was an early start from Manchester airport and the short flight arrived in Jersey this morning. It was the smallest plane I've ever been on. I could imagine putting on my goggles an scarf. "Biggles Airways" comes to mind.

As I arrived on the Island I was questioned by airport security to find out who I am and why I'm here! Was a little worrying. I must have looked suspicious. It must be the hair!

I was picked up by a very friendly taxi driver who originally hails from Manchester. I asked him to take me to Club 72, the cabaret venue that I'm working at tonight and tomorrow. He immediately replied: "Oh, you're the hypnotist!" - my reputation proceeds me!

I then came to my hotel, unpacked and went for a walk. I found a McDonalds and grabbed a fast food breakfast. It's all showbiz ya'know!

Next I'm off to explore the Island a little further. It's an unusal place full of unusual laws. Apparently it is illegal to buy and sell flowers on a sunday. Still, each to their own, eh?

Then my show is at 10.00 tonight. I'll post some photos of the island tomorrow but here are a couple from the venue itself.

I'll report back tomorrow!

Kind Regards,
RT

Good morning one-and-all!

Hope you are very well and keeping as busy as you would like to be in this current economic state.

I'm currently testing the limits of technology as I'm sitting on my way down/across to the wonderful city of Manchester, one of my favourite places in the UK. Using my wireless-internet-dongle-thing (that's the technical term!) I'm fortunate enough to be able to post to my blog and keep you beautiful readers updated!

This week is all about "the next step to fame"! I'm here on business, doing a number of radio interviews for Galaxy FM, Manchester Radio Online, Wythenshawe FM, Salford City Radio, All FM and a couple of others. We'll be giving some prize tickets away and chatting about hypnosis. It's going to be great fun!

The radio interviews are all for a reason, of course. To promote my upcoming live show and DVD filming in Manchester on April 9th. It's all getting very exciting!

Anyway, I did promise to tell you how you can get your hands on my free self-help eBook. I'm going to keep you in suspense a little longer, though, as I'm going to be giving away the special link to the radio listeners first.

This weekend I promise I'll give a copy to all my blog readers. If you can't wait that long, listen out online to the aforementioned radio stations and try to catch my special guest spots!

Until then,
Kind Regards,
RT

Well I appear to have got out of the habit of blogging...again. So I apologise for that!

I've been working quite hard recently writing a whole bunch of fun new comedy material for the upcoming summer season back in Kos.

So Happy Valentines Day for yesterday. The one night of the year that love and romance have to take over everything else... Well that's the theory.

I do like Valentines day but, in truth, I'm of the opinion that its a slightly over-commercialised excuse to be nice to your partner and treat them to nice gifts... which you should do anyway... Fortunately my girlfriend is of the same opinion... cheap date or what!?

However, last night, I was performing for the delightful folk of Castle Eden Golf Club, about 15 miles from my house. Was a great night. The audience were very receptive and loved my work.

The night before I was hired by my dentist to perform at his annual "Patient of the Year Awards". It sounds unusual but its a great night where he hands out awards for the bravest, friendliest and best of his patients.

Some exciting news, we've just established a brand new eMailing list for my website. You can sign up for free and it enables us to keep you up to date with all the cool things that are happening in the world of me! In fact, its worth signing up because we're even giving away a special discount off your first booking with me as a thank you for subscribing!!

Simply pop your first name and e-mail address into the boxes in the right hand column of this blog page and click subscribe...

Well as I was working last night, tonight I treated Jo to an evening out at the cinema before we returned home and now its bedtime. I have to be up a little earlier than usual tomorrow for a meeting with a new agent that I may be doing some work with soon.

In my next blog post I have a very special treat for you. I've just put the finishing touches on my brand new self-help eBook (no don't moan.. this one is a bit different to the rest!!).

Rather than send it round to publishers and have it released as a formal book, I've decided to flow with technology and keep it as an electronic download.

It's entitled "I Can, I Will - The Guide To Becoming A SuperHero!" and I hope you find the title comical but inspiring! I'll explain more in my next blog post... AND, I'm going to be giving some copies away for free!

Anyway, until then, there are 2 VERY important things that you must do for me:

1. Subscribe to my free eMailing list to the right hand side of this page.

2. Order your tickets to come along to my huge show and DVD filming in Manchester in April. There's not many tickets left and I'd hate you to miss out. You can pay online with any credit/debit card or a PayPal account at: www.ComedyHypnosis.co.uk/Manchester

That's all!

I'll not leave it so long before I next post, I promise AND I will make sure to give you the exciting details of my brand new eBook!

Until then,
Kind Regards,
RT

Hey everybody!

I'm afraid I've broken my resolution to keep regular blog posts already!!

It's been half a week since my first post on this new blog for 2009 but I'll forgive myself as I have been busy. I've spent most of the last few days psyching myself up, revising and studying for my driving theory test.. that's right, I don't drive...

Us showbiz types get driven around! I have my technical crew to ferry me around from gig to gig but now I have taken the first step to new independence. I've just passed my theory test this morning. It's about 4 years later than it should have been but at least I've passed!

So I've decided to grant myself the rest of the day off. I'm going to meet Jo, my girlfriend, now for lunch and then taking her out this evening.

My next big project is a show here in Sunderland next Friday at Blu Bambu Nightclub. Tickets are £6, available on the door and include your first drink free so if you happen to be in the area it would be great to see you.

Plans are also well underway for the "big one" - my DVD filming in Manchester on April 9th. Full details and tickets at www.ComedyHypnosis.co.uk/Manchester.

Well that's all for now. I have a habit of turning up late when I'm going to meet Jo so I'm going to set off now to avoid getting "the talk"!!

I'll post back in a couple of days.

So until then,
Kind regards
RT

OK, so I haven't moved house. It's nothing that exciting. But you may have noticed that I am lucky enough to have this sparkly and shiny new website.

It's taken lots of work, designing and re-designing but finally the boys of DH:1 Design have done a sterling job and I'm very happy in my new web-home.

I've enjoyed a nice couple of days off recently so I'm currently sat listening to my favourite recent tunes and chilling out with a drink whilst talking to a few friends.

I'll be using this blogspace as my own virtual soapbox to speak, rant and rave. But don't worry, I'll make sure that I keep you well and truly up to date with all of the latest news, gossip and tour dates in the exciting and glamourous hypnotic world of.. me!

Tomorrow I'm going to venture into the world of video blogging, when I will be looking slightly less dead than I do now!

So until then,
Kind regards
RT